I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Michael Bay diarrhea
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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