Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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