You're completely useless in the revolution.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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