He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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