WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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