We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize