i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
