Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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