weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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