Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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