I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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