this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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