I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
There r osticjed everywhere
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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