rhymes with "ouble enetration"
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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