Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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