So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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