Jerry, you need to find god
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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