I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Sorry my hands just texted you
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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