You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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