Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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