the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My bed smells like the plague
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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