i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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