Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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