I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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