I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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