We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
he quoted the bible to break up with me
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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