This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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