im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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