Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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