Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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