We should be called the Road Head Warriors
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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