i just google imaged poop.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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