I can text with my tongue
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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