On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He? As in you personified your dick?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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