obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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