Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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