Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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