party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Drake has all the answers
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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