What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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