Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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