I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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