girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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