he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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