she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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