I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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