Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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