best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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