I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
