Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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