I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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