U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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