You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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