I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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