Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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